Things You'll Understand If You're A Fashion Blogger

Mango Slogan T-shirt, Leather Jacket, Leopard Print Bag
Slogan T-shirt and leather jacket
Topshop Leopard Print Bag
Alternative title: things you do if you're a socially-awkward turtle who also likes to document their outfits.

1. Picture the scene: it's a warm, sunny day. You cheerfully go to your other half and say 'It's lovely out today, let's go for walk!'. They look at you with a sense of dread and dismay because they know that this phrase is code for  'Can we go take some outfit pictures?'.